Sorry for this non latex related post, but I really have to know: WTF is up with this Sex Pogo Stick?
The description states: “This is the ultimate in fantasy fucking machines, this manually operated, spring loaded sex aid the Sex Pogo stick will provide an improved sexual experience for everyone.”
So a manually operated spring loaded sex toy for everyone?! Is that safe… for a guy? I’ll never insert a spring loaded object into my rear! No way!
The description continues: “These fucking machines allow for a smooth ride, greater control and increased maneuverability.”
A smoother ride with increased maneuverability?! Don’t tell me that the person using this sex machine actually have to jump around… You gotta be kidding!