Westward Ho! has got to be my favourite place name on the planet (apart from Upper Dicker, Lower Dicker and Goolie…). Firstly, it`s got an exclamation mark, and secondly, it conjures up thoughts and images of Francis Drake, kidnap, the Caribbean, the Spanish Armada, the Spanish Inquisition etc etc. Feeling a bit flushed now with all those fantasies of swash buckling hips…!
So when I came across the rubber couture designers Westward Bound I thought oooh, they must be based in Westward Ho! Wrong. They`re actually 60 miles away in Plymouth.
No matter, their rubber garments are still deliriously delicious. 3xL himself told us about their gorgeous Femme- A-Licious collection last month. I`m just riding on his latex shirt tails here to tell you that they are now offering the following discount codes in the run up to Xmas. So all you rubber whores out there, get your Xmas lists out for the lads:
XMAX30 30% Discount. Expires Sunday 20th November 2011
XMAX25 25% Discount. Expires Sunday 27th November 2011
XMAX20 20% Discount. Expires Wednesday 21st December 2011
But oh my feck, which of these eye popping creations to choose? Yes 3xL, I agree on the desirability of the Dauphine de Femme dress. I sooo lustovelatex that dress! Am I giving too much away to say I want it in pearlsheen red with translucent trim? In lieu of a Secret Santa willing to fill my rubber stocking I`ll just have to get more of my junk listed on Ebay. Thanks be to the Guardian Angel of Rubber that Ebay (and its thankfully fairly indiscriminate buyers) exists in order to satiate my rubbery urges. Never mind that the house is starting to look exceedingly bare… All for the love of rubber doncha know!